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Scientology gave Tom Cruise superpowers.

Scientology gave Tom Cruise superpowers Ok. Just hear me out. I know with a title like that you’re already saying “oh crap, Mike’s finally lost it.” I assure you I have not. Nor am I becoming a Scientologist because I’m simply not rich  or crazy enough. But again, hear me out.... Scientology gave Tom Cruise superpowers. It totally did.  Let me back up and explain a bit before I really go off the deep end. You all know that I love movies. And despite his obvious psychosis, I like Tom Cruise. The man has done some great movies, Rainman, The Last Samurai, Interview with the Vampire, the Mission Impossible series, Collateral, A Few Good Men, you get the idea. Point is, I like the guy. If he’s in a movie, chances are I’ll at least give it a shot. People say he’s a crazy Scientologist and I’m just like, “yeah I know, but he’s a good actor, and he’s probably gonna do some crazy ass stunts.” Which leads me to the superpowers. Sometime in the early 90’s is when Tommy boy be